LobsterBossFight

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
numbersninja
yearofincompetentdrawings

Day 149.

You will shortly understand why I am leading with the source image today.

The Canadian coat of arms is, like all coats-of-arm, kind of imperialist and kind of dorky and kind of Society for Creative Anachronism cool. If you asked a ten-year-old to name design components for a coat of arms, they'd probably say it has to have a unicorn, and also a lion, and you would very reluctantly draw the line at a dinosaur. And yep, there is the (English) lion and the (Scottish) unicorn right there on either side.

The coat of arms is full of all sorts of symbolism that is either howlingly obvious or possibly made up by Wikipedia vandals. For example, the shield in the middle (the escutcheon) has symbols of the four countries that mattered to the kind of people who designed the coat of arms: England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland. The maple leaves in the bottom of it symbolize multiculturalism insofar as [citation needed]. It's all stuff like this.

All of which is to say that I decided to make today a five minute challenge, partly because I haven't done one for a while, but mostly because I thought it would be really funny to try to draw this in five minutes and go down in glorious, hilarious flames.

Results after the cut.

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justfuckingnougat
guerrillatech

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jv

This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:

"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"

Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.

alarajrogers

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.

oligopspispopd-deactivated20221

see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles

cop-disliker69

International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.

silly-jellyghoty

Fixing issues before they develop into actual disasters is such an underappreciated thing it hurts at all levels.

We don't talk about acid rain because there isn't any more acid rain because when acid rain started happening and we learned that the cause was mainly sulphur oxide and carbon monooxide from car exhausts, countries all over the world made it a law that car companies had to produce cars that produced less exhaust with better effectivenes (burning the fuel all the way to CO2 instead of the halfassed CO) and oil rafineries to remove the sulphur from the gasoline in the first place.

We don't talk about computers crashing because of the turn of the century, because thousands of programmers worked very hard to write updates and patches for Every Single Program humanity as a whole used back in 1999 and then somehow managed to failtest, distribute, and update every single device and system, be it an online or offline one before the midnight of the 1st january of 2000.

On a much smaller scale, no one ever commenta or notices cleaners and housekeepers doing their job - be it at home or at whole buildings - because they always make sure that there's nothing to notice. But don't be fooled - at any point of your life you are one week of them not doing away from swimming in trash and filth with nothing to eat and nothing clean to wear. Only then you would notice.

Now it's time to do that thing again and make sure that we don't kill our whole planetary ecosystem within the next century.

silver-tongues-blog

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numbersninja
desolationlesbian

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

macademia-nut

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

babycharmander

They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!

Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.

lunafandoms

If you use Firefox this extension is god send :D

foone
foone

tag test. can you just put a comma in a tag now, or is this a UI bug? or both?

foone

okay it's a UI bug.

If you type a tag, end it, then backspace into the previous tag, you can THEN type a comma

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BUT this is only a UI glitch. when you actually post, this tag of "#foobar, post comma" will turn into just "foobar".

(yes I know about the unicode comma tricks, I was just interested in this glitch)

hayden-fluff

I love how the result of this is that the post is now tagged with foobar, which I think may be the best ending.

foone

that's perfectly fine, because my name comes from foobar.

I AM FOOBAR